Tip - Clenbuterol: The new weight-loss wonder drug gripping Planet Zero

As cruel as it is to break the news to Louise Redknapp at just this point in time, dieting as a route to size zero has suddenly become as passé as last season's hem-line. Earlier this month on ITV, the former popstrel and footballer's wife endured a brutal diet and exercise regime in order to "lose her trademark curves" (she is a UK size eight) and crash-diet her way Hollywood size zero. She lost the weight, along with her social life, her good health and her joie de vivre.