Tip - How To Tell If You've Been Abducted By Aliens

This article is reprinted from Uncle John's Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader.Believe it or not, there is a support group called Abduct Anon for people who believe they've been kidnapped by extraterrestrials. Are you about to be abducted by aliens and subjected to medical experiments? Or has it happened already? Here are some signs that Abduct Anon and other UFO groups say you should be on the watch for. AT BEDTIME* You have chronic insomnia, and you hear a tapping or humming noise just as you're drop...