Published: by Bas Berk |
permalink The one-night stand is a great American tradition in which two people have awkward sex that both will regret immediately. Most people have had one or two one-night stands, and they're certainly a unique experience -- almost a rite of passage. Like all rites of passages, one-night stands are shameful, awkward, and huge causes for celebration. Here's a look at what men are thinking during and after a single night of passion.Stage One: Anticipation Men anticipate one-night stands almost constantly. If we go to a library to check out a book, our minds envision various scenarios in which a one-night stand with the kindly 76-year-old librarian would be possible. When an actual one-night stand starts to happen though, we're like dogs taking a car ride -- all sense flies out the window, and instead of acting like the calm, suave figures of our imaginations, we begin salivating and panting while running in circles. Stage Two: Fear Once the act has started, fear sets in, mainly fear that we
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