Tip - You Got Game, But Can You Write? - IGN

Your knees still ache from those epic arcade sessions of DigDug back in '86. You get uncontrollably randy at any mention of Sid Meier, E3, or Carmen Sandiego. When your girlfriend forced you to quit Warcraft II to take out the trash, you mumbled "Yesh, m'lord" under your breath. Your (obviously bloodthirsty) roommate vacuumed over the cord of your Gravis Gamepad controller, brutally severing head from serpent-like coil, and you vowed to avenge the evil deed with your 27th level Paladin. Then, because of EverQuest, you forgot you had a family...<i>you are a gamer</i>.